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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Hot Octopuss
Dual-motor with separate treble and bass vibration controls. EQ your orgasm like a DJ mixing board. 100% hands-free.
The JETT Turbo from Hot Octopuss takes the original JETT and cranks everything up. Dual motors with separate treble and bass controls let you EQ your orgasm like a DJ mixing board. It is one hundred percent hands-free and sounds like the pitch for a startup that would get laughed out of most boardrooms.
The treble motor provides surface-level buzzy stimulation while the bass motor delivers deep rumbly vibrations, and you control the mix between them in real time. Strap it on and adjust from across the room — or let your partner handle the remote. Rechargeable, body-safe, and designed for the person who found the original JETT insufficient. Ninety-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents.
Perfect for hands-free aficionados upgrading from the standard JETT, people who think in audio frequencies, or anyone who has ever said 'I wish I could adjust the bass on my orgasm.' The JETT Turbo: more power, more control, same zero hand involvement required.
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