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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Hot Octopuss
Vibrating butt plug with a flexible neck and wireless remote. The neck bends to fit your anatomy because one size does not, in fact, fit all butts.
The PleX with Flex from Hot Octopuss is a vibrating butt plug with a flexible neck that bends to fit your specific anatomy, because the company correctly identified that one size does not, in fact, fit all butts. Wireless remote included for adjustments you would rather not make manually.
The flexible neck is the innovation here — it allows the plug to settle into a comfortable position that rigid plugs cannot achieve. The vibrations are powered by a motor in the tip, and the remote lets you cycle through patterns without reaching around. Body-safe silicone, rechargeable, waterproof. Sixty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents for a plug that adapts to you instead of the other way around.
Perfect for prostate stimulation seekers who have found rigid plugs uncomfortable, anyone who wants remote-controlled vibration in a butt plug, or people who believe that flexibility is a feature, not a compromise. The PleX with Flex: because your anatomy is unique and your plug should know that.
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