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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Hot Octopuss
Couples toy with wireless remote, PulsePlate oscillation for him, vibrations for her. Use it during sex. 40% more compact than the original.
The PULSE Duo from Hot Octopuss is a couples toy that delivers oscillation for him and vibrations for her simultaneously, all controlled by a wireless remote. It uses PulsePlate technology that oscillates rather than vibrates, which creates a sensation distinct from everything else in your drawer.
Forty percent more compact than the original PULSE Duo, this version is designed to be used during sex with both partners benefiting simultaneously. The wireless remote means one partner can control the experience without interrupting the flow. Body-safe, rechargeable, and waterproof. One hundred and twenty-nine dollars for a genuinely innovative couples device.
Ideal for partners who want stimulation during penetrative sex without the awkwardness of handheld toys, anyone curious about oscillation versus vibration technology, or couples who have tried everything else and want something that does not exist in any other product line. The PULSE Duo: different by design.
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