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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Godemiche
Hand-poured artisanal silicone dildo from a small UK workshop. Custom colors available. Each one individually made. The Etsy of dildos, except these people actually know what they're doing.
The Godemiche Ambit is a hand-poured artisanal silicone dildo from a small UK workshop, and it is essentially the craft beer movement applied to sex toys. Each piece is individually made, custom colors are available, and the people making them actually know what they are doing — which is more than you can say about some Etsy shops.
Platinum-cure silicone in a range of firmness options, with a shape designed for versatile use and a base that works with harnesses. The Ambit is Godemiche's flagship, and at forty-five dollars, it undercuts most artisanal competitors while delivering comparable quality. Custom color swirls mean your dildo can match your aesthetic, whatever that aesthetic may be.
Perfect for people who support small businesses in unexpected product categories, anyone who wants a custom-colored silicone toy without the Bad Dragon price tag, or craft enthusiasts who believe that artisanal quality should extend to every aspect of life. The Ambit: handmade, personal, and surprisingly affordable.
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