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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
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Glas
An 8-inch glow-in-the-dark glass dildo shaped like a chili pepper. Borosilicate glass. Temperature play compatible. Art gallery meets adult store.
The Glas Sweet Heat Glow is an eight-inch glass dildo shaped like a chili pepper that glows in the dark. It is where art gallery meets adult store meets Mexican restaurant decor, and somehow it works. Borosilicate glass, temperature play compatible, and handcrafted with the attention to detail of someone who genuinely loves both chili peppers and glowing objects.
The chili pepper shape provides a natural taper with gentle curves that make insertion comfortable, while the glow element charges under ambient light and releases a soft luminescence in the dark. At seventy-eight dollars, you get a functional toy, a conversation piece, and a nightlight that you will never explain to guests.
Perfect for collectors who want their glass toys to have personality, people who think regular dildos lack sufficient spiciness, or anyone building a glow-in-the-dark collection and needing a produce section. The Sweet Heat Glow: adding heat and light to places that usually have neither.
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