Chakrubs
Chakrubs Talu Crystal Pleasure Tool
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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Foria
A botanical arousal oil that increases blood flow and sensitivity. Ignition sequence initiated — all systems warming up.
Foria Awaken is the ignition sequence for your body — a topical arousal oil made from organic botanicals that increases blood flow, heightens sensitivity, and basically tells your nerve endings to wake up and pay attention. Apply it, wait a few minutes, and feel the slow burn of every receptor coming online.
The formula blends organic MCT coconut oil with broad-spectrum CBD, kava kava, and a proprietary mix of botanicals including peppermint and ginger that create a warming, tingling sensation. It's designed to be applied directly to intimate areas before solo or partnered play, enhancing sensation and natural lubrication. Think of it as the pre-launch checklist that gets all systems green.
Foria is a wellness company that takes their formulations seriously — organic ingredients, third-party tested, and no synthetic fragrances or parabens. Note: oil-based, so not compatible with latex condoms or silicone toys. At forty-eight dollars, it's an investment in sensation that makes everything that follows more intense. Ignition sequence: initiated.
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Chakrubs
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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Chakrubs
A hand-polished crystal curved dildo available in rose quartz, obsidian, and clear quartz. Comes with a velvet pouch and a guided meditation practice. Your yoni has never been so spiritually aligned.
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A pleasure wand carved from pure amethyst crystal. Promotes calm, clarity, and apparently orgasms. Hand-polished. Each one unique. Your crystal healing practitioner forgot to mention this application.
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