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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Chakrubs
A hand-polished crystal curved dildo available in rose quartz, obsidian, and clear quartz. Comes with a velvet pouch and a guided meditation practice. Your yoni has never been so spiritually aligned.
The Chakrubs Xaga Curve is a hand-polished crystal dildo with a deliberate G-spot curve, available in rose quartz, obsidian, and clear quartz. It comes with a velvet pouch AND a guided meditation practice, because Chakrubs understands that the journey is just as important as the destination.
The curve is ergonomically designed for internal use, which makes it one of Chakrubs' most functionally intentional pieces. Each crystal is polished smooth, non-porous, and naturally temperature-responsive. At two hundred dollars, you get a premium mineral specimen that also happens to be shaped for a very specific anatomical purpose.
For anyone whose self-care ritual involves both meditation and direct stimulation, or who wants to align their yoni and their chakras in the same session. The guided meditation is included. The resulting enlightenment is your responsibility. Namaste.
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