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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Fleshlight
Fleshlight Zombie
A zombie-themed Fleshlight in undead green. Because the zombie apocalypse gets lonely. Braaaaains optional.
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The Fleshlight Zombie is an undead-green stroker themed around the zombie apocalypse, because even the end of the world gets lonely. The exterior features a ghoulish green design that says 'I am prepared for the apocalypse in ways my survival group did not discuss.'
Inside, the SuperSkin material is the same premium quality that all Fleshlights use — no decaying texture, just regular high-quality stimulation wearing a zombie costume. The internal canal features Fleshlight's signature varied textures. Sixty-nine dollars and ninety-five cents for the undead member of your Fleshlight collection.
Perfect for horror fans, Walking Dead completionists, or anyone building a themed Fleshlight collection and needing to fill the 'undead' slot. The Zombie Fleshlight: for when you want to make love during the apocalypse but the other survivors are not your type. Braaaains optional. Batteries not required.
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Is the Fleshlight Zombie body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Fleshlight Zombie?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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