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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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A transparent blue blowjob simulator called Turbo Thrust Blue Ice. It looks like a portal to another dimension. The dimension where you finish in 4 minutes.
The Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Blue Ice looks like a portal to another dimension, and that dimension is one where you finish in four minutes. A transparent blue oral simulator with internal textures that create suction and pressure in alternating zones, this Fleshlight commits to the sci-fi aesthetic harder than most actual sci-fi props.
The SuperSkin interior is engineered for blowjob simulation with a progressive tightness that builds sensation as you go deeper. The transparent blue exterior means you can see all the engineering at work, which is either fascinating or distracting depending on how you handle visual stimulation. Sixty-nine dollars and ninety-five cents for something that looks like it belongs on a spaceship.
Ideal for collectors who want the visual variant, sci-fi fans whose toy drawer already has a theme going, or anyone who has ever thought 'regular flesh tones are boring, give me transparent blue.' The Turbo Thrust Blue Ice: the portal is open. Step through.
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