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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Fleshlight
A travel-sized Fleshlight called the Flight Pilot. Compact, discreet, TSA-friendly shape. Your carry-on just got an upgrade. Please do not use it at 30,000 feet.
The Fleshlight Flight Pilot is a compact, travel-sized stroker designed for people on the go. Called the Flight Pilot because 'Travel Wank Device' did not test well in focus groups. Discreet enough to pass through a carry-on scan without raising eyebrows, powerful enough to make a hotel room feel like home.
The Flight Pilot uses Fleshlight's SuperSkin material in a smaller form factor with an aerodynamic design that looks vaguely like a piece of electronics. The internal texture provides genuine stimulation despite the compact size, and the case seals tight enough for travel without anxiety. Forty-nine dollars and ninety-five cents for a travel companion that never complains about the middle seat.
Ideal for frequent travelers, business trip veterans, or anyone who has ever stared at a hotel room ceiling and wished they had packed better. Please note: we strongly recommend using this in your hotel room and not at thirty thousand feet. The mile-high club has standards.
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