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Dame Massage Oil Candle - Melt Together
A plant-based candle that melts into warm massage oil. Kava Kava-infused. Scented with green tea and cedarwood. The only candle where spilling is the point.
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The Dame Melt Together candle burns with a low melting point and transforms into warm massage oil infused with Kava Kava, green tea, and cedarwood. It is the only candle where spilling is the entire point, and it smells like the kind of spa that charges two hundred dollars an hour.
Plant-based, skin-safe, and designed to pour directly onto skin at a comfortable temperature, this candle eliminates the need for separate massage oil and ambient lighting. Light it, let it pool, pour it on your partner, and pretend you planned a romantic evening instead of just discovering this product existed thirty minutes ago. Thirty-nine dollars.
Perfect for date nights, anniversaries, or any Tuesday that needs an upgrade. For couples who shop at Whole Foods and want their bedroom accessories to match their kitchen values. The Dame massage candle: hot wax play for people who also own a gratitude journal.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is the Dame Massage Oil Candle - Melt Together body-safe?
According to the manufacturer, Dame Products uses body-safe materials in their products. However, we have not independently verified the materials used. Individual reactions vary — always check the full materials list on the retailer's product page before purchasing, especially if you have allergies or sensitivities. This is not medical advice. See our Disclaimer for details.
How do I clean the Dame Massage Oil Candle - Melt Together?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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