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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Crave
Next-gen vibrator necklace in stainless steel or 24k gold. Four vibration modes. USB rechargeable. Your coworkers will compliment your jewelry and have no idea.
The Crave Vesper 2 is the next-gen vibrator necklace, now available in stainless steel and 24k gold. Four vibration modes, USB rechargeable, and a design that has fooled coworkers, family members, and airport security alike. Nobody suspects the necklace.
The Vesper 2 improves on the original with a quieter motor, longer battery life, and an updated chain design that sits better on the collarbone. The stainless steel version starts at one hundred and nine dollars and looks like something you would find in a design museum's gift shop. Which, actually, you might.
For anyone who loved the concept of a wearable vibrator but wanted it refined, or who needs a necklace that serves double duty during business trips. The Vesper 2 is the jewelry equivalent of a Swiss Army knife — practical, elegant, and full of hidden functionality that polite company never needs to know about.
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