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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Crave
A vibrator pendant that doubles as fine jewelry. Available in rose gold, silver, and 24k gold. Four speeds. Your grandmother will ask where you got that lovely necklace.
The Crave Tease is a vibrator pendant available in rose gold, silver, and 24k gold, and your grandmother will absolutely compliment it at Thanksgiving dinner without having the slightest idea what she is admiring. Four vibration speeds, a magnetic charging cap, and the kind of discreet design that could pass inspection at a jewelry counter.
The pendant hangs from a chain that looks like it belongs at Tiffany's, not in an adult store. The vibrations are powered by a rechargeable motor small enough to hide inside what appears to be a sleek, modern necklace. Rose gold starts at one hundred and seventy-nine dollars, because luxury accessories that also vibrate are not cheap.
For the person who wants their pleasure to be literally on them at all times, hidden in plain sight. Date nights, work meetings, family dinners — the Tease goes everywhere and nobody suspects a thing. Unless it turns on accidentally. Which is a risk Crave lets you manage on your own.
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