Chakrubs Viper — Black Obsidian
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Chakrubs Viper — Black Obsidian

A sleek pleasure wand carved from volcanic black obsidian. Absorbs negative energy. Allegedly. What we know for sure: it's a beautiful stone phallus and it means business.

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The Chakrubs Viper is carved from volcanic black obsidian, a stone formed when lava cools so rapidly that it becomes glass. Someone looked at that violent geological process and thought 'this would make an excellent pleasure wand.' And honestly, they were not wrong.

Black obsidian is traditionally believed to absorb negative energy and provide grounding. The Viper's sleek, tapered design is hand-polished to a mirror finish that makes it look like a weapon from a fantasy novel. It is naturally cool, warms with use, and has the heft of actual volcanic glass — because it is actual volcanic glass. Two hundred and twenty dollars of it.

For the person who wants their intimate accessories to have geological backstories, or anyone who finds regular silicone toys insufficiently dramatic. The Viper absorbs negative energy. Allegedly. What we know for certain is that it looks stunning and means absolute business.

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Is the Chakrubs Viper — Black Obsidian body-safe?

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How do I clean the Chakrubs Viper — Black Obsidian?

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