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Chakrubs
A dildo carved from pure rose quartz crystal. For manifesting, healing, meditation, and... other things. Comes with a velvet pouch. Your yoga teacher would be so proud.
The Chakrubs Heart Original is carved from pure rose quartz, the crystal of love, compassion, and apparently, very specific self-care. Each piece is hand-polished until smooth, comes with a velvet pouch, and costs one hundred and sixty dollars — which is either outrageous or a bargain depending on how seriously you take your chakra alignment.
Rose quartz is traditionally associated with the heart chakra, self-love, and emotional healing. Chakrubs decided that the best way to channel those properties was through direct application. The stone is non-porous, easy to clean, and naturally temperature-responsive. It looks like something a wellness influencer would photograph next to a matcha latte.
For anyone who wants their pleasure tools to double as spiritual practice, or who needs a gift for the person who already has every crystal in their collection except this one. Your yoga teacher would be so proud. Or mortified. Probably both.
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