Rex the German Shepherd
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Bad Dragon

Rex the German Shepherd

A German Shepherd-inspired fantasy toy. Man's best friend just got significantly more complicated.

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Rex the German Shepherd is Bad Dragon's entry into canine-inspired fantasy territory, and it has made the phrase 'man's best friend' significantly more complicated. Featuring a tapered design, pronounced knot, and optional cumtube, Rex is detailed in a way that suggests someone did extensive research. Extensive.

Made from platinum-cure silicone with full customization in size, firmness, and color, Rex is hand-poured with the same craftsmanship Bad Dragon applies to all their creatures. The knot is the centerpiece, providing a unique sensation that you will either love immediately or need a moment to process.

For fantasy enthusiasts, collectors of the specific, or anyone who has already worked through the dragon and wolf categories and wants to explore the next branch of the Bad Dragon taxonomy. Rex sits in your nightstand drawer and judges you exactly as much as a real dog would. Which is zero. Dogs do not judge.

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$105.00
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Is the Rex the German Shepherd body-safe?

We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.

How do I clean the Rex the German Shepherd?

General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.

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