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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Bad Dragon
Short, girthy, and covered in studs. Flint is the dragon who skipped leg day but never skipped texture day.
Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon skipped leg day but absolutely demolished texture day. Short, girthy, and covered in raised studs, Flint looks like a medieval weapon that got reassigned to the pleasure department. And honestly? The reassignment is working out great.
Made from Bad Dragon's signature platinum-cure silicone, Flint comes in customizable sizes, firmness levels, and colors. The studded texture provides a unique tactile experience that sits somewhere between 'massage' and 'dragon acupuncture.' Every piece is hand-poured, which means someone carefully placed each one of those studs. On purpose.
Perfect for texture enthusiasts, adventurous collectors, or anyone who looked at a regular smooth silicone toy and thought 'this needs more bumps.' Flint delivers bumps. So many bumps. An unreasonable number of bumps.
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