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Bad Dragon
Duke the Bad Dragon
The flagship dragon. Duke is THE Bad Dragon. The OG. The one your friend told you about in a hushed whisper.
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Duke is THE Bad Dragon. The OG. The flagship. The one that started a cultural phenomenon and probably launched a thousand awkward conversations at brunch. If Bad Dragon were a rock band, Duke would be the lead single that went platinum.
This dragon-inspired silicone toy features classic Bad Dragon ridging, a satisfying taper, and the kind of hand-poured craftsmanship that comes in every color you can imagine — plus a few you probably couldn't. Available in multiple sizes from 'intrigued' to 'committed,' Duke is made from platinum-cure silicone that's body-safe, easy to clean, and will outlast most relationships.
For the person who has heard whispers about Bad Dragon at parties and is finally ready to find out what the fuss is about. Duke is the gateway. The starter quest. The first boss fight. Choose your difficulty level wisely.
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Is the Duke the Bad Dragon body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Duke the Bad Dragon?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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