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Darth Invader 14" Dildo
A 14-inch dark lord dildo with suction cup. Fan boy meets fist boy. The Dark Side has never been this literal.
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Diego the Direwolf
A direwolf fantasy toy with cumtube option. Winter is coming, and honestly, so are you.
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Diego the Direwolf is Bad Dragon's tribute to the noble direwolf, complete with a textured shaft, pronounced knot, and optional cumtube. Winter is coming, and based on the customer reviews, so is everyone who ordered this.
Made from platinum-cure silicone in a range of customizable colors and sizes, Diego is hand-poured with the kind of attention to detail that suggests someone really studied their source material. The knot provides a unique sensation that you either understand immediately or will need a very specific subreddit to explain.
Perfect for fans of fantasy fiction, wolf enthusiasts who took a hard left turn, or anyone who heard 'the lone wolf dies but the pack survives' and interpreted it very differently than the author intended. Fur cape sold separately.
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Is the Diego the Direwolf body-safe?
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How do I clean the Diego the Direwolf?
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