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Autoblow Prostate Pulse
Remote-controlled prostate massager from the people who brought you AI blowjobs. Waterproof, rechargeable, and controlled without reaching under your legs like a pretzel.
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The Autoblow Prostate Pulse is what happens when the company famous for AI-powered blowjob machines decides to explore new territory. Remote-controlled, waterproof, and rechargeable, this prostate massager lets you operate the controls without contorting into a yoga position you never signed up for.
With multiple vibration patterns and a wireless remote that works from across the room, the Pulse is designed for those who want prostate stimulation without the ergonomic nightmare. The silicone is body-safe, the shape is anatomically informed, and the remote control means your hands can be doing literally anything else.
Perfect for the curious, the experienced, or anyone who saw 'from the makers of the AI blowjob machine' and thought 'what else have they been working on?' Turns out, quite a lot.
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Is the Autoblow Prostate Pulse body-safe?
We recommend checking the product listing on the retailer's website for the full materials breakdown. Look for products made from medical-grade silicone, stainless steel, or ABS plastic. We have not independently tested this product. If you have allergies or sensitivities, consult a healthcare professional. See our Disclaimer.
How do I clean the Autoblow Prostate Pulse?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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