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We-Vibe
Couples vibrator with squeeze-remote technology. Synchronized orbit achieved — squeeze harder for more intensity, like throttling a spacecraft.
The We-Vibe Chorus is a couples vibrator designed to be worn during intimacy, with a squeeze-remote that adjusts intensity based on how hard you grip it. Think of it as synchronized orbit for two: both partners feel the vibrations, and the person holding the remote literally controls the thrust with their hand. Squeeze harder, go faster. Release, coast in zero-G. It is the most intuitive remote control since the TV clicker, but significantly more fun.
The adjustable fit means it works with different body types and positions, the dual motors deliver rumbly vibrations to both partners simultaneously, and the We-Connect app adds long-distance control for couples separated by any number of light-years (or just a business trip). Ten vibration modes, waterproof construction, and Ankorlink technology for a stable Bluetooth connection — because signal dropout during critical mission phases is absolutely unacceptable.
At $199, the Chorus is We-Vibe's premium couples offering. Perfect for partners who want shared vibrations during intimacy, long-distance couples maintaining their orbital connection, or anyone who has always wanted a remote control that responds to how aggressively you squeeze it. Houston, we have liftoff — together.
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300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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Alien Nation
A remote-controlled THRUSTING dragon dildo in red and black. It thrusts. By itself. The dragon does the work.
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