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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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TENGA
A rechargeable vibrating cock ring with 5 vibration strengths and 3 rhythm modes. 1.5x more powerful than the original. Made in Japan. Compact enough to fit in your pocket but let's not do that.
The TENGA SVR+ Smart Vibe Ring is a rechargeable vibrating cock ring with five vibration strengths and three rhythm modes that is 1.5 times more powerful than the original SVR. Made in Japan, compact enough for a pocket, but you should absolutely not put it in your pocket. Not while it is on, anyway.
The stretchy silicone design fits all sizes and delivers vibrations to both partners during couples play. Waterproof for shower adventures, rechargeable via USB, and quiet enough that your neighbors will remain uninformed. The flat profile means it does not get in the way during intimacy, which is more than most accessories can claim.
At $49, the SVR+ is a premium cock ring at a non-premium price from the brand that made male pleasure mainstream. Perfect for couples who want to add vibration without adding complexity, solo users who want a ring with rhythm, or anyone who thinks their junk deserves to be a smart device. Five speeds, three rhythms, zero regrets.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Autoblow
14 POUNDS of aluminum luxury. 225 strokes/min. Has an AI Companion chat that controls the device. The Rolls-Royce of suction. Made of actual metal.
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BMS Enterprises
A glow-in-the-dark vibrating cock ring with 9 functions, USB rechargeable, and a removable bullet. Your junk, now with ambient lighting.
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