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Sportsheets Thigh & Wrist Cuffs
Cuffs that connect your wrists to your thighs, keeping your hands where mission control wants them. EVA tether system engaged.
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The Sportsheets Thigh & Wrist Cuffs are the EVA tether system of the bedroom — padded thigh bands connected to wrist cuffs that keep the wearer's hands locked at their sides. It's a simple concept with dramatic results: total vulnerability, zero floating away.
The system consists of two adjustable neoprene thigh bands (fitting up to 30-inch thighs) with detachable wrist cuffs connected by sturdy metal D-rings. The wearer's arms are held at their sides, leaving them completely exposed and at the mercy of their partner. Unlike overhead restraints, this position is comfortable for extended missions and doesn't require any mounting hardware.
Sportsheets designed these with quick-release buckles for safety, because even in the heat of a space walk, you need an emergency release mechanism. The neoprene is soft, durable, and easy to clean. At fifty-five bucks, these deliver a serious power dynamic shift without the complexity of a full restraint system. Tether engaged. Hands secured. Mission proceeding.
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Is the Sportsheets Thigh & Wrist Cuffs body-safe?
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How do I clean the Sportsheets Thigh & Wrist Cuffs?
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