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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Sportsheets
A mission specialist utility belt that holds your instrument of choice securely in place. Compatible with most standard-issue hardware.
The Sportsheets Strap-On Harness is the mission specialist's utility belt — a reliable, adjustable harness that holds virtually any flanged dildo securely in place for couples who want to explore new operational configurations. It's the entry-level harness that's been getting the job done for years.
The design uses adjustable nylon straps with a comfortable neoprene back panel and a reinforced O-ring that accommodates most standard dildo bases. Two interchangeable O-rings are included for different sizes, so you can swap your payload without swapping your harness. The straps adjust to fit waists up to 55 inches, and the whole setup is remarkably stable once you dial it in.
At thirty-four dollars, this removes the financial barrier from one of the most transformative things couples can try. Sportsheets has been making these for decades, and the design is proven, practical, and gets out of the way so you can focus on the mission. Gear up, specialist. Your utility belt awaits.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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Alien Nation
A remote-controlled THRUSTING dragon dildo in red and black. It thrusts. By itself. The dragon does the work.
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