Chakrubs
Chakrubs Talu Crystal Pleasure Tool
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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Perifit
An FDA-cleared kegel trainer that connects to an app with 14 video games. Your pelvic floor controls a bird, a car, or a spaceship. Gaming has reached places it was never meant to go.
The Perifit Care is an FDA-cleared kegel exerciser that connects to an app with 14 video games controlled entirely by your pelvic floor. You fly a bird by squeezing. You drive a car by clenching. Gaming has reached places it was genuinely never meant to go, and somehow it works brilliantly.
The biofeedback sensor measures your pelvic floor strength and provides real-time data and progress tracking. Five-minute daily sessions improve bladder control, core stability, and intimate sensation. The gamification turns an exercise most people forget about into something you actually want to do, which is either genius product design or a sign that we will gamify literally anything.
At $119, the Perifit Care is a legitimate wellness device that happens to be fun. Recommended by pelvic floor therapists and physiotherapists worldwide. Perfect for postpartum recovery, preventive pelvic health, or anyone who wants stronger kegel muscles and does not mind that a phone game is the motivation. Your high score just got a whole new meaning.
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Chakrubs
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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