Autoblow
VacuGlide 2
14 POUNDS of aluminum luxury. 225 strokes/min. Has an AI Companion chat that controls the device. The Rolls-Royce of suction. Made of actual metal.
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Oxballs
A super-soft silicone plug that's so squishy it basically absorbs into you. The soft singularity is real.
The Oxballs Ergo Plug is what happens when you make a butt plug out of material so soft it feels like it might not even be there. Spoiler: it is. This is the soft singularity — a plug so comfortable and squishy that the boundary between you and it becomes pleasantly ambiguous.
Made from Oxballs' signature Platinum Silicone, the Ergo has a unique ergonomic shape designed for long-term comfortable wear. It compresses, flexes, and moves with your body rather than against it. If most plugs are rigid satellites, this one is more like a friendly nebula that happens to be exactly where you want it.
The flat base sits flush and comfortable, making this genuinely viable for extended wear during daily activities. At twenty-six bucks, it's one of the most accessible entry points into the Oxballs universe — a brand known for making products that are unapologetically functional and surprisingly well-engineered. Get absorbed.
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Autoblow
14 POUNDS of aluminum luxury. 225 strokes/min. Has an AI Companion chat that controls the device. The Rolls-Royce of suction. Made of actual metal.
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Fleshlight
A Bigfoot-themed Fleshlight. The yeti of male pleasure. Blurry photos of this toy have been spotted in men's nightstands across America.
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Fleshlight
A zombie-themed Fleshlight in undead green. Because the zombie apocalypse gets lonely. Braaaaains optional.
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Crave
Stainless steel cuff bracelets that are actually bondage restraints. Magnetic clasp connects them. Wear to brunch, use at night. Fashion-forward kink.
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