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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Crave
Stainless steel cuff bracelets that are actually bondage restraints. Magnetic clasp connects them. Wear to brunch, use at night. Fashion-forward kink.
The Crave ID Cuffs are stainless steel bracelets that magnetically clasp together to become bondage restraints. Wear them to brunch on Sunday, use them Sunday night. Nobody at the restaurant will have any idea, and that is exactly the point.
Designed as actual jewelry first, the ID Cuffs feature a clean, modern aesthetic that looks like something from a high-end accessories boutique. The magnetic connection is strong enough for light restraint play but releases with deliberate effort — safety meets style. Each cuff is comfortable for all-day wear and comes in finishes that complement any outfit.
Perfect for couples who like their kink discreet and their accessories dual-purpose, or anyone who has ever wanted to wear their bedroom preferences as a fashion statement without anyone knowing. Crave designed these for the person who thinks bondage gear should be as beautiful outside the bedroom as it is functional inside it.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Body Candy
316L surgical steel nipple rings that glow in the dark. Because apparently regular nipple jewelry wasn't enough — yours need to be a beacon.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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