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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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MysteryVibe
Wearable vibrator for penises with six motors that wraps around like a saddle. Stimulates him AND her during sex. App-controlled. Designed with urologists. Your doctor's office just got weird.
The MysteryVibe Tenuto 2 is a wearable vibrator for penises with six independent motors that wraps around like a saddle, stimulating both the wearer and their partner during sex. It was designed with urologists, which means your doctor's office just got significantly more interesting.
The six motors target different zones simultaneously, delivering vibrations to the shaft, perineum, and base. App control lets either partner adjust patterns and intensity in real time. The flexible design fits all sizes and stays in place during movement, which is honestly the most important feature when you have six motors strapped to sensitive areas.
At $349, the Tenuto 2 is a premium wearable that delivers couples benefits from a device one person wears. Medical-grade silicone, waterproof, and backed by genuine clinical development. Perfect for couples who want shared stimulation without shared devices, or anyone whose idea of foreplay includes downloading an app and pairing a Bluetooth device.
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Geeky Sex Toys
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Chakrubs
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Body Candy
316L surgical steel nipple rings that glow in the dark. Because apparently regular nipple jewelry wasn't enough — yours need to be a beacon.
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