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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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LELO
App-controlled vibrating pleasure ring. Fully flexible to fit all sizes because LELO is body-positive and good at engineering.
The LELO TOR 3 is an app-controlled vibrating pleasure ring that is fully flexible to fit all sizes, because LELO is both body-positive and exceptionally good at engineering. Stretchy, comfortable, and packing enough vibration to make both partners reconsider their entire evening plan.
Bluetooth connectivity means your partner can control the intensity from across the room or across the continent via the LELO app. Multiple vibration patterns keep things interesting, and the flexible design means it adapts to any anatomy without the guesswork of rigid sizing. It is a cock ring that went to design school.
At $119, it is LELO luxury at a price point that does not require a second mortgage. Waterproof, rechargeable, and discreet enough to throw in a travel bag without setting off any alarms, metaphorical or literal. Perfect for couples who want to add a vibrating accessory without adding complexity. Slip it on and let the app handle the rest.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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BMS Enterprises
A glow-in-the-dark vibrating cock ring with 9 functions, USB rechargeable, and a removable bullet. Your junk, now with ambient lighting.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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