Chakrubs
Chakrubs Talu Crystal Pleasure Tool
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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LELO
Luxury rabbit with WaveMotion technology that mimics a come-hither motion internally. It is basically warp drive for your pleasure centers.
The Lelo Soraya Wave is a dual-stimulation rabbit vibrator equipped with patented WaveMotion technology — an internal arm that physically moves back and forth in a rhythmic beckoning motion targeting the G-spot. It is the kind of engineering that makes you wonder what Swedish scientists do in their spare time, and the answer is apparently 'revolutionize the rabbit vibrator.'
The external arm handles clitoral stimulation with independent motor control while the internal arm does its wave thing, meaning you get two completely different sensations working in concert like a well-orchestrated symphony of questionable decisions. Eight pleasure settings, waterproof construction, and a rechargeable battery that lasts long enough to miss several important phone calls. The body-safe silicone comes in colors so elegant that LELO has won actual design awards for this thing.
At $249, the Soraya Wave sits firmly in the luxury tier — this is waveform propulsion for your personal space program. Perfect for anyone who wants the classic rabbit experience elevated to first-class status, or who believes their pleasure deserves the same engineering precision as a Swedish sports car. Your move, NASA.
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Chakrubs
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Autoblow
14 POUNDS of aluminum luxury. 225 strokes/min. Has an AI Companion chat that controls the device. The Rolls-Royce of suction. Made of actual metal.
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LELO
A 24-karat gold anal plug. $2,490. Made-to-order, 30-day production. For the person who has literally everything except this.
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