Chakrubs
Chakrubs Talu Crystal Pleasure Tool
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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Lelo
Lelo Loki Wave 2
A luxury prostate massager with a come-hither motion that boldly goes where no Swedish design object has gone before.
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The Lelo Loki Wave 2 is what happens when a Scandinavian luxury brand decides the prostate deserves the same attention as a Bang & Olufsen speaker. This is the final frontier, and Lelo furnished it with premium silicone, a rechargeable battery, and a signature WaveMotion technology that mimics a beckoning finger motion internally.
The Wave 2 doesn't just vibrate — it undulates. The tip moves in a come-hither motion against the prostate while the external arm stimulates the perineum, creating a dual-point attack that would make any mission commander proud. Ten vibration settings and the unique wave function give you more control than a shuttle cockpit, all wrapped in Lelo's characteristically gorgeous design.
Waterproof, rechargeable (up to 2 hours of use), and delivered in Lelo's signature black box that looks like it could contain a luxury watch. This is the kind of product that makes you understand why people pay for premium. The final frontier has never been this well-designed.
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Is the Lelo Loki Wave 2 body-safe?
According to the manufacturer, Lelo uses body-safe materials in their products. However, we have not independently verified the materials used. Individual reactions vary — always check the full materials list on the retailer's product page before purchasing, especially if you have allergies or sensitivities. This is not medical advice. See our Disclaimer for details.
How do I clean the Lelo Loki Wave 2?
General suggestion: Wash with warm water and mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner before and after each use. Always follow the manufacturer's specific care instructions included with your product — if they differ from this general advice, follow the manufacturer's instructions. We are not responsible for any damage resulting from cleaning methods. See our Disclaimer.
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