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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Kiiroo
She gets a G-spot vibe with three signature bumps. He gets a wearable egg vibrator. Both sync via app for long-distance intimacy. Your WiFi bill just became foreplay.
The Kiiroo Spot & Pearl3 Couple Set turns your internet connection into the most important foreplay tool you own. She gets the Pearl3 G-spot vibrator with three signature bumps designed for precision internal targeting and touch-sensitive vibration that responds to speed and depth. He gets the Spot wearable egg vibrator that sits discreetly wherever he wants it, delivering responsive vibrations controlled entirely by his partner from across the planet.
The Pearl3 features Kiiroo's proprietary touch-sensitive technology that ramps intensity with movement, meaning the faster you go, the more it delivers. The Spot handles its end with quiet, powerful vibrations controlled by your partner from literally any location with a WiFi signal. Together, they create a real-time feedback loop of mutual stimulation that makes FaceTime look prehistoric and phone sex look quaint.
Built for couples who refuse to let geography interfere with their intimacy. App-controlled, rechargeable, body-safe silicone, and compatible with the full FeelMe interactive content library. Your WiFi bill just became the most important line item in your entire relationship budget.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Kiiroo
230 strokes per minute. Syncs to VR content, cam shows, and your partner's device worldwide. The metaverse just got real.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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