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Kiiroo
A G-spot vibrator that syncs with VR content and your partner's device across the globe. Touch-sensitive. The long-distance relationship just got a firmware update.
The Kiiroo Pearl 3 is a G-spot vibrator that syncs with VR content and partner devices across the globe. Touch-sensitive controls respond to your movements and can be mirrored on a partner's device in real time. The long-distance relationship just received a firmware update that nobody at AT&T saw coming.
Three internal bumps target the G-spot while the touch-sensitive exterior lets you control your partner's device with your grip. The Pearl 3 is waterproof, rechargeable, and compatible with the FeelMe interactive content platform. One hundred and forty-nine dollars and ninety-nine cents for a vibrator that turns your Wi-Fi into an intimate connection.
For long-distance couples, tech enthusiasts who want their toys to be as smart as their thermostat, or anyone who has tried every non-interactive vibrator and wants to know what comes next. The Pearl 3: because touching yourself should be a two-person activity, even when you are on different continents.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Kiiroo
230 strokes per minute. Syncs to VR content, cam shows, and your partner's device worldwide. The metaverse just got real.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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