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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Kiiroo
Dual-stim interactive vibrator that syncs to your partner's device anywhere on earth. G-spot and clitoral at once. Long-distance relationships just got an upgrade.
The OhMiBod Fuse by Kiiroo is a dual-stimulation interactive vibrator that hits the G-spot and clitoris simultaneously while syncing to a partner's device anywhere on Earth. Long-distance relationships just received a firmware update that makes video calls feel like dial-up by comparison.
The G-spot arm and clitoral stimulator work independently, and both can be controlled by a remote partner through the app. Touch sensors respond to partner input in real time, meaning a squeeze in London becomes a pulse in Tokyo with minimal lag. Waterproof, rechargeable, and one hundred and nine dollars for technology that turns Wi-Fi into foreplay.
Ideal for long-distance couples who want physical connection across continents, local couples who enjoy remote-control play, or anyone who thinks their intimate life should be as connected as the rest of their smart home. The Fuse: because 'thinking of you' is more convincing when accompanied by synchronized vibrations.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Kiiroo
230 strokes per minute. Syncs to VR content, cam shows, and your partner's device worldwide. The metaverse just got real.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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