Chakrubs
Chakrubs Talu Crystal Pleasure Tool
A crystal pleasure tool available in rose quartz, obsidian, clear quartz, AND sodalite. Named after the Talu chakra point. This is a geology degree you actually want.
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Elvie
Elvie Trainer
A smart kegel trainer that connects to your phone, because apparently your pelvic floor needs its own app now.
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Welcome to the future of pre-flight fitness. The Elvie Trainer is a biofeedback-powered kegel exerciser that pairs with your smartphone to track your squeeze strength in real time. Think of it as mission control for your nether regions.
NASA requires astronauts to maintain peak physical condition before launch, and the Elvie takes the same approach to your pelvic floor. The app guides you through five-minute workouts with visual feedback, turning an exercise most people forget exists into a surprisingly addictive mini-game. LVL 1: Pulse. LVL 2: Hold. LVL 3: Lift-off.
Made from medical-grade silicone and completely waterproof, this little gem is discreet enough to use anywhere — your couch, your office, probably not during a board meeting but we won't judge. Whether you're prepping for zero-G or just want to unlock abilities you didn't know you had, the Elvie Trainer is your launchpad.
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Is the Elvie Trainer body-safe?
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How do I clean the Elvie Trainer?
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