Doxy Die Cast

The Doxy Die Cast is what happens when someone looks at the Magic Wand and says "okay, but what if we made it out of metal and cranked everything up to eleven?" This weapons-grade thruster features a die-cast aluminum alloy body that gives it serious heft and transfers vibration with brutal efficiency.

Powered by a mains adapter (this much power doesn't fit in a battery), the Doxy Die Cast delivers deep, thunderous rumbles that make lesser wands feel like phone notifications. The titanium-colored body looks like something from a spacecraft engineering bay, and the flexible silicone head channels all that power exactly where you aim it. Variable speed from a gentle hum to "neighbors calling the police."

Made in the UK with genuine engineering pride, the Die Cast is built to last decades. The aluminum body acts as a heat sink, keeping the motor cool during extended missions. Yes, it's corded. Yes, it's heavy. No, you won't care about either of those things approximately four seconds after turning it on. Handle with care — and respect.