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D20 Gag
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Dame
A sex pillow. Just a really well-designed, washable sex pillow. Not everything needs Bluetooth. Sometimes you need better angles.
The Dame Pillo is a sex pillow, and before you say 'I can just use a regular pillow,' know that Dame's design team would like a word. This is a washable, ergonomically designed foam wedge with a waterproof liner and a removable cover, built specifically for the angles that regular pillows cannot provide without an engineering degree in cushion stacking.
The density is calibrated for support without collapse, the cover is machine-washable, and the shape provides elevation that opens up positions that flat surfaces make awkward or impossible. One hundred and twenty-nine dollars for something that looks like a luxury throw pillow and functions like a geometric advantage.
For couples who are tired of stuffing three decorative pillows under their back, anyone who has ever pulled a muscle trying to achieve an angle that looked easy in theory, or people who believe that good design should extend to every room in the house. Not everything needs Bluetooth. Sometimes you just need better geometry.
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Geeky Sex Toys
A D&D 20-sided die turned into a ball gag. Roll for initiative in the dungeon — both kinds.
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Motorbunny
A ride-on sex machine that vibrates AND thrusts. Bluetooth app control. Multiple attachments. This is the mechanical bull your local bar wishes it could be.
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Lovense
300 strokes per minute. App-controlled from anywhere on earth. Double-sided for two. Your partner in Tokyo controls your evening in Montreal.
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Alien Nation
A remote-controlled THRUSTING dragon dildo in red and black. It thrusts. By itself. The dragon does the work.
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