Aneros Progasm

The Aneros Progasm is the heavyweight champion of the Aneros fleet — their largest, most filling prostate massager designed for experienced explorers who've already charted the inner territories and are ready for a gravity assist maneuver. This is not your first rodeo. This is the slingshot around Jupiter.

The Progasm's generous proportions mean maximum prostate contact, and its unique round-perineum tab provides a firm external pressure point that amplifies every internal sensation. Like all Aneros designs, it's meant to be used hands-free — your body's subtle contractions pilot the device, creating a biofeedback loop that builds and builds until you achieve what the community calls the Super-O. Yes, that's a real term. Yes, it's as dramatic as it sounds.

Made from body-safe polycarbonate with a smooth, non-porous surface that's easy to clean. At $69 (nice), it's a remarkably affordable ticket to a gravity assist trajectory that will slingshot you past anything you thought was possible. Buckle up, or rather, don't — it's hands-free.