Kiiroo
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230 strokes per minute. Syncs to VR content, cam shows, and your partner's device worldwide. The metaverse just got real.
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Lovense
Adjustable dual-motor prostate massager with app control. More settings than your car seat.
The Lovense Edge 2 is an adjustable dual-motor prostate massager with full app control and more customizable settings than your car seat, your office chair, and your smart thermostat combined. The flexible neck physically adjusts to fit your unique anatomy precisely, because Lovense understands that one size does not, in fact, fit all when it comes to reaching the male G-spot with any kind of accuracy.
Two completely independent motors let you control internal prostate stimulation and external perineum stimulation separately via the Lovense app. Your partner can take the wheel from literally anywhere on the planet, adjusting speed, pattern, and intensity in real time. Create custom vibration patterns, sync the vibrations to music, or just let your partner surprise you during a particularly boring Tuesday afternoon meeting. We did not suggest that last one.
Rechargeable, waterproof, and built from body-safe silicone that is comfortable for extended wear. At $99, the Edge 2 is widely considered the gold standard for app-controlled prostate play. Perfect for solo explorers, long-distance couples, or anyone who believes their backdoor experience deserves the same technology specs as their smartphone.
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According to the manufacturer, Lovense uses body-safe materials in their products. However, we have not independently verified the materials used. Individual reactions vary — always check the full materials list on the retailer's product page before purchasing, especially if you have allergies or sensitivities. This is not medical advice. See our Disclaimer for details.
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